Monday, 13 October 2008

God and Porn.

I've always had mixed views about God, I have however always believed about fate. There is this girl who lives in the flat above me called Amy, she's a devout christian and has just won a laptop from a prize draw at uni.

THE FUCKING LUCKY BITCH!!

I had no idea if it's the big guy in the sky repaying her, or if it's fate, for just being a nice person. A group of us decided to watch 2 girls 1 cup today, and we burnt our pizza, now THAT is fate!

Totally unfair. Maybe I should send god an e-mail, or see if he's up for some casual sex?

Jordon x

1 comment:

alex juanes said...

bapdbt


if i were you, i'd offer a sexual exchange to that amy whatever, not god... I WANT A NEW LAPTOP!!

btw, apple will present their whole new line of products tomorrow... ipods, laptops and all... im excited!


u already love me
xoxo
alex